July 30, 2007

Old flames

Muttley's bedroom skills scrambled his girlfriend's brain to the point of imbecility

Yesterday's News of the World carried a story about Carlos "Muttley" Tevez's former girlfriend, an Argentinian lovely called Natalia Fassi. "Every time we made love it was so passionate we would forget what planet we were on," she declared. Mr Tevez thoughtfully brought her back to earth in more ways than one by two-timing her with the mother of his child, Vanesa Mansilla.

The couple were apparently known in Argentina as Beauty and the Beast, "He is no David Beckham." she told the paper. "If you compared the two I definitely would take Beckham any time. But it was a relationship of love." Yet Miss Fassi clearly found much more to Mr Tevez than meets the eye, besides an ability to spread planetary confusion with his lovemaking skills. "I liked the way he looked at me," she said. Could the look in the photo above have been the glimpse that did it?

And to help you through the wait for Mr Tevez to complete his transfer to Manchester United, here are some pictures of Miss Fassi.